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Collab blog. Sisters. 19 and 17.

dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho, via theromanholiday)

if countries were students Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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(via tyleroakley)

theycallherdre:

urfavdominican:

the-hunted-achievement:

chadontop:

dope

That fucking heartbeat…wow just wow.

Me with you
eswhydee
I know that feeling

lilpunkin:

i feel like every single boy is a fuckboy. i feel like theres a fuckboy scale that goes from 1 to 10 that every single boy falls on. it’s not a question of whether a boy is a fuckboy or not but rather how bad of a fuckboy he is

(via loudmouthlatina)

frozeninshame:

memeguy-com:

A helpful guide

I can’t reblog this fast enough

voidwish:

i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing

(via loudmouthlatina)

muslimmafia:

I AM OBSESSED EWITH THIS
"Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her."

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

overthinking-kneeshoe:

paradisiac-:

vibeinmymind:

viajeremy:

itsxcm:

jndcccc:

s-urfboardt:

Use both headphones

left: the weeknd

right: drake

sex omfg

Bruh 💦💦👅

bruh…

I love drake but i kept over hearing weeknd 😍

this is AMAZING. 

I dont know which one to sing to! 

(via nirals)

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